I won't survive a zombie uprising...

Bear with me, I'm in the mood for pointless blogposts.

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Here's why:
1) How much non-perishable food you keep in your home? (canned goods, etc)
I have a few week's worth of food at home.

2) How long can you run before you need to rest?
I'm in OK shape, I can probably run a mile or so. Yes! Going to the gym finally pays off! I probably can run a little bit more than that. Even more so, if I'm chased by a bunch of zombies. Adrenaline does wonders.

3) How big is the population around you?
Very dense, I'm in a big city. Is it my fault that Singapore is so small and has a lot of ppl?

4) In the event of a zombie apocalypse, would you drive 20 minutes across town to find your loved ones?
Yes, they're probably in trouble and I must save them. Not 'save' them but at least, find out if they're OK.

5) Do you own any guns?
No. Ah shoot.

6) Assuming you got your hands on a gun, would you know how to use it?
I have a little bit of experience with guns. Hopefully I remember how to take off the safety catch.

7) Do you own a baseball bat, crowbar, machete, or other blunt or sharp item that could be used as a weapon?
Yes, I own some kitchen knives and hardware tools (e.g. hammer). I need to get me a baseball bat.

8) If your dearest loved one turned into a zombie, what would you do?
I'd run as fast as I could away from them and hope they're one of the 'slow zombies.'

9) When watching a scary movie and something jumps out at you, what do you do?
I scream and/or jump. <--- I can't lie!

10) If you were in a situation with a group of strangers where you had to choose between your own life and theirs, what would you do?
I'd make an attempt at saving them, but ultimately would look out for myself.

11) If you were caught outside during the onset of a zombie apocalypse, where would you most likely go?
Mall (apparently, going to the hospital/calling the police/going to the police station/going to your loved ones are bad ideas. Surprisingly, WALMART increases your survival. Now, why is that? Because this quiz is sponsored by them?! Nah, the most logical answer is because there are food/all sorts of supplies there. Another good option is going to the nearest fortified building and hide there.)

12) Suppose you've managed to find somewhere to hide, what's the first thing you would do?
Look for weapons. Barring the entrances is also a great idea.

13) Do you know how to make home-made explosives, such as molotov cocktails?
No. Gah....I need to go learn.

14) You hear a strange noise outside, what do you do?
I peek out the window to see if it's a zombie. Do not make any noise yourself. Ever.

15) What do you do in high stress situations?
I find the nearest leader and cling to them. Ok, it's embarrassing but at least, I admit it and strangely enough, it helps in survival.


Well, looks like I still have much to learn. I have to say that reading High School of the Dead manga has helped me to prepare for a zombie apocalypse as well, although I will warn you that it's rated for heavy fanservice and gory violence.

Let's hope I never have to deal with the real stuff one day. Heh. XD

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