Drivers beware....

I received this forwarded email from my mum. Teeheehee. Funny stuff.

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The following do not apply to those efficient, considerate and
ethical drivers. Hope you don't fall in these groups..ha...ha...
If not, you have to be careful with your driving attitude and
skills from now onwards!

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver
- I've rarely been to Ipoh so that's plausible.

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with
cigarette: KEPONG driver.
- Aduh, don't even know where Kepong is but that sounds like Cyber-Red's Eric to me.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.
- Oh oh, now we're talking! Yes, that's a classic KL maneuver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on
accelerator: JOHOR driver.
- Remind me never to go to Johor. Parang = Machete

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free
on the lap: BANGSAR driver.
- XD "brick on accelerator" Well, that's possible. I haven't been to Bangsar for ages.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.
- BWAHAHA! U.S returnee included. XD

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging
head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on
the Federal Highway!!!
- True true!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both
feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window:
KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.
- Wah lau keterlaluan! Rambutans/durian shells some more..

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude,
rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding
ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG
driver!
- Considering how much construction Puchong is always under, that could be true.

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One
leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer
can in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he
likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for
drivers......welcome to PENANG!
- HAHAHAHAHA, after coming back from my trip to Penang last weekend, I'm inclined to agree.

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on
the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes
every 5 seconds.WOMAN DRIVER!!!!!!!!!
- OOI! Kurang ajar, mau mati kah?! :P Not true!